Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the football goat?

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024

Messy Pablo

Much like a Dirty Sanchez, except a full beard.

My girlfriend came over last night and gave me a good ole Messy Pablo. It was very poggers.

by poggershoggers May 8, 2021

Messy willy

pegging after taking laxatives

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016

messy hoe

some one who likes to start drama

“lissa a messy hoe”

by c4motion December 4, 2024

messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.

Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night

by Sammy salomi December 3, 2024

messy trumpers

what us british people laugh and call messy supporters of donald trump who were running around washington like they own the place.

man1: omds did u see alla dem messy trumpers on tv actin mad af
man2 and the rest of the irrelevant friends: YEEE wa de heck was dat, dem embarrassing things
man1:boris be happy we not doin dat shitt
man1s mom: stfu about boris and alla that usa shit and drink ur tea you dumb coon

by u smell of fish January 7, 2021