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Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh
I HATE MESSI
by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
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Messy Girly

A girl who’s room is messy but pink and girly.
Damn did you see that girls room it was pretty messy girly!
by Girly 363 December 29, 2023
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Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.
Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Lionel Messi

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
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messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.
"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."
by Choppy History March 5, 2024
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Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.
It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!
by Cragnon December 8, 2021
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Messi

Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?
Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.
by Messi17 November 11, 2021
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