Metric Fuck-Ton

A whole lot of something.

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.

by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011

metric shit ton

A shitload is alot, so a shit-ton must be alot more, no? And the metric, well, the metric system is just badass so I think thats self explanatory

When I started my car, it let out a metric shit-ton of smoke.

by the_steve June 29, 2005

Metric shit ton

a measurement made popular by yogscast sips. This metric measurement is approximately 609.420 kg. the unit of measurement is mainly used to describe one unit of dirt ( which is one metric shit ton).

Guy one: we have to haul this metric shit ton by tomorrow

Guy two: why don't you just call it a unit?
Guy one: because I can!

by berbebad February 13, 2015

merrit

Someone super trustworthy and responsible.

That guy Merrit should totally be admin of our Discord channel.

by Hudvel April 9, 2017

merriam

The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.

"When Merriam and Webster completed their dictionary they truly left a mark on society. Webster even went as far to name a body part after his friend Merriam."

by Zacharias Moussawi May 10, 2008

Merriweather

Merriweather is someone who is very hot and THICCCKKK and THEY ARE SO QUIRKY LIKE ITS OUT OF THE WORLD UwU they are also quirkier than Lucyanna UwU

Person 1:Hey who is the most quirky person in the world ?

Person 2 : oh Merriweather ! They are also the hottest UwU

by MerriweatherIsTheMOSTQUIRKYOwO September 20, 2021

Merrita

Merrita is the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. Everything about her is perfect. Everything. She has the most amazing personality, she's funny, understands you :), and when you get to know her more, you'll realise just how amazing she is. Merrita is also cute as fuck. Her looks are to good to describe in text without seeing it. She has the cutest nose, the softest hair, and oh my god her eyes, so dreamy, i could look at her all day.

your girlfriend's name is Merrita? Damn, your lucky as fuck.

by SENTAIMAN May 2, 2022