merci

actually pronounced mur-ski

bob: merci (pronounced mur-ski)
ur mom: no prob

by Carltoecheese February 2, 2022

Mercy

Not an option

Mercy was never an option

by Maxifire32 April 28, 2022

Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process

"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"

by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016

Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.

The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"

by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021

mercy rip

the few rips you can get from a dying vape.

friend: "awe my vape just died"
me: "wait a few minutes and try to get a mercy rip"

by ahfkwllsdm November 20, 2023

Mercy Ntignee

Mercy is an incredible dancer, she has absolutely outstanding rythm and her moves are out of this world. She is kind, smart, and beautiful. But also charming and witty, never failing to snap back when insulted.

"yo have you seen mercy ntignee dance? she is insanely good"

by fynns baby mama May 13, 2022

Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 9, 2023