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Mercy for the Monster

The instance of invoking postmortem advice for the benefit of someone that is objectively in the wrong, typically for how it makes the situation look rather than the morality of it. There is no real mercy involved with the invocation of Mercy for the Monster.

Usage is intended to show how deep the perpetrator has dug themselves in a given situation, provided from a pseudo-sympathetic standpoint, and is not an indication of support for the person or their action(s). Genuine support for the perpetrator is intended to defend their action(s) and are not Mercy for the Monster, as defending them is indicative of not viewing them as a monster in the given situation.
The judge asked the defendant what he was doing the night of the incident, and the defendant responded with, "I was washing my hands because my wife and I got into an argument, and I got upset, you know. I get violent when I'm upset, it happens. So I had to wash my hands after that."

The judge laughed in the man's face, laid down a harsh conviction, and employed Mercy for the Monster when he said, "You definitely shouldn't have said that. Now you're in for more charges than you started with!"
by NullOfTheVoid May 7, 2021
mugGet the Mercy for the Monstermug.

Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process
"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"
by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016
mugGet the Mercy-Friendzonemug.

Mercy

Not an option
Mercy was never an option
by Maxifire32 April 28, 2022
mugGet the Mercymug.

shouldve been mercy

bro u should have been mercy now we all died what a noob you should learn how this game works
Human 1: you shouldve been mercy
Human 2: no
Human 1: *literally dies*
by Urine_Trouble November 22, 2022
mugGet the shouldve been mercymug.

Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.
The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.
by JoRrsh June 9, 2023
mugGet the Mercy Jerkmug.

no mercy Percy

Percy from Vox Machina going into Batman (Orphan) mode.
Person 1: hey you see him?

Person 2: oh yeah that’s Percy going into no mercy percy mode.
by GreninjaWinner November 6, 2023
mugGet the no mercy Percymug.

mercy roll

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.
Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.
by Gzzzt October 20, 2023
mugGet the mercy rollmug.

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