meat shift

a phenomenon that occurs when eating a hamburger or sandwich exclusively from one side so the meat and other ingredients shift, causing the last couple bites to have an unproportional mixture of ingredients

to mend this seemingly inevitable situation, one must eat the given hamburger/sandwich in a circular fashion as to cause the meat to constantly "shift" towards the center, essentially cancelling out meat shift

Person 1: "Man, my last bite of this hamburger has way too much meat!"

Person 2: "Well, you gotta take into account meat shift!"

by ChickenChomper December 21, 2010

meat crayon

A person who face plants with significant velocity.

"Man did you see that LiveLeak video of that helmet-less biker? Quite the meat crayon.

by Toasterizer June 4, 2016

Meat Tenderizer

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.

Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."

by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

by Johnadam May 31, 2006

meat leash

The man's appendage that a woman leads him around by

She's has him so pussy-whipped - she just grabs his meat leash and she can drag him anywhere.

by papadac April 24, 2007

man meat tornado

the act of men flailing their members in a circular motion on someones face.

gutted mate you got man meat tornado attacked in the barracks!

by hitman04596 February 26, 2009

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018