Meatballing

When a dude pulls his sack over his wang to make a lump that looks like a meatball

Paulena: My boyfriend just pulled his sack over his wang. Can other guys do that?
Connor: Yes, we all can. It's called "Meatballing."

by Chef boyardee March 28, 2015

Meatball Party

When three or more people perform fellatio on a man's testicles at the same time.

"Man, last night I had three different chicks all up on my nutsack at the same damn time!"
"Sounds like quite the meatball party!"

by raoi February 7, 2018

Meatbeater

Someone who beats their meat..

Meatbeater. Jamy is beating his meat

by Purple dayzz February 17, 2018

swedish meatball

a sexual act in which the woman is forcibly placed into a laundry hamper, shoved down the stairs, and upon reaching the bottom, the man proceeds to throw swedish meatballs on her naked body

Lucas: I heard about this new sex position at camp. Its called swedish meatballs.

Sam (brother): Lucas never went to camp...

by ghettosuperstahswede August 3, 2008

meatball man

one who transports a meatball sized piece of rectum cake from the toilet with his mother's silverware and gently smooshes it into a nearby friends ear while they sleep.

willis: yo dowg, cleedis is sleepin... lets put sum shit in that nigga ear yo!
leroy: ha haaaaa word life nigga... you's the meatball man huh?

by johnny mac October 29, 2007

meatbaby

Similar to the Nostradamus or the Magic 8 Ball, Meatbaby sees beyond our temporal reality and communes with a deeper consciousness.... capable of answering the dark riddles of your life, meatbaby knows all.

Are you a school principal incapable of addressing the difficult problems your adolescent wards face?

Want to know how to save a failing restaurant like Taco Town?"
Want to know if you are cool or a complete douche canoe?

Go to themeatbaby.com and find out the answer

"I always wondered who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and a Ninja"
"You should meatbaby it!"
"Does that hurt?"
"Sometimes, but you'll come back for more."
"Does that make me a douche canoe."
"ASK meatbaby... but yes, you are."

by Ass Jacket January 11, 2010

Meatball Madness

A group of fat people.

Naw son, This parties whack. Its all Meatball Madness over here.

by hydenthem August 28, 2011