combo meal

when a man and a women are having sex, a third party simultaneously licks the man and the women's genitalia.

I had a threesome last night and got me a combo meal.

by cmack 2406 October 14, 2012

Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"

by Gumballs October 21, 2009

fourth meal

A huge load swallowed at the end of a late night, after hours blow job. A play on Taco Bell's late night binge eating promotion.

When we got home from the club at 3 a.m. and my bitch dropped down on her knees and violently pulled out my cock,that's when I knew she was ready for some fourth meal!

by Moose Madness November 17, 2007

Meal Bitch

Horrid women who has the responsibility of taking care of everyone's needs at the dinner table.

Krista, your the meal bitch - Go get me a beer!!

by Kitchen Master September 19, 2010

pre-meal

Required preparation for a dinner where all food items are alcoholic. In order to prevent coma, a small pre-meal must be consumed to absorb the effects of a later meal consisting of dishes like gazpacho with vodka, alcohol-infused watermelon, and rice, beans, and rum.

Lynn: I can't wait for my alcohol potluck tonight! I'm bringing chicken a la gin.

Fallon: Are you having a pre-meal?

Lynn: No.

Fallon: Prepare to die.

by The Alkie March 14, 2010

cockpit meal

A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.

What's taking her so long in there? Is she delivering a cockpit meal?

by Veuve Cliquot September 27, 2009

tish meal

relating to a shitty tasting food

this tish meal is horrible

by eric j alexander June 16, 2008