May 28th

The Day Harambe died (national remember harambe day)

I fucking miss him still.

Did you know i made this october 15th about its about May 28th im retarded

by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019

May 17

National don’t give a fuck day

Hey dude why aren’t you doing your work. Well because I don’t have a fuck, it’s may 17th

by Rhidontcare May 16, 2021

May 20

You get to kiss your lover as many times and whenever you want

Girl:Hey babe let me kiss you it May 20
Boy:shit

by Matchmaking Machine May 18, 2019

May 27

If your born on this day you are baddies 🤪🤠
But people are celebrating hot girl summer so what a bummer.

What’s your birthday?

May 27 now succ your mum

by periodtlemonkeyismymainman October 27, 2019

May 26th

everyone who was born on this day is amazing, hot and in overall perfect💕💕💕 much love to you

When is your birthday?
May 26th.
Oh damn, will you marry me?

by truthspeaker001 November 2, 2019

May 15th

A real bitch birthday.

If your birthday is on may 15th your a real one

by Public announcement October 16, 2019

May 6

It’s Ah Real Bitch Holiday Saweetie 😽 !

May 6th Is My Birthday Saweetie.

by b.binkk October 16, 2019