A blonde inbread whore, often described as dumb. Some may also describe her as a stupid straight haired idiot.
Eg-
‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’
‘Who is that blonde straight haired girl over there?’
‘Oh, that’s just Matisse, she’s a dumb stupid inbread whore’
by lilsprink April 24, 2022
Get the Matisse mug.The Mates are a group of boys who are known as 'the mates' for their most used and most popular pharse, 'maaaaaaaaaaaaate!!' This is a greating pharse and is used when each member sees one another. They are the rivals of the 'Rolling killers' aka 'rk'. Also known by the un-named crew as 'rollin bum boys, rollin cunts, group masturbation crew...' etc. The mates were founded by crew members Dom, also known as 'Dom-maaaaate'. The mates have many other random pharses and words which have gained them ridicule from other crews.
THE MATES PHARESES
dom mate!!
corfa mate!!
rape ass!!
tusk-mund!!
rape seed!!
ledge!!
mate!!
you /do/don't loads (this is said to anyone at any time to disagree with them e.g.
LEM-i don't care
CORFA-you do loads!!!!!)
extra emphaisis is used what evry they say.
dom mate!!
corfa mate!!
rape ass!!
tusk-mund!!
rape seed!!
ledge!!
mate!!
you /do/don't loads (this is said to anyone at any time to disagree with them e.g.
LEM-i don't care
CORFA-you do loads!!!!!)
extra emphaisis is used what evry they say.
by Unknown69 July 26, 2008
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"Yo dog I just picked up a sack, down to blaze?"
"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"
"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"
by graustar October 21, 2009
Get the Doobie Mats mug.Phrase used by a buddy telling a tale of something embarrassing that happened to "one of my mates" when clearly it happened to him.
One of my mates was getting off with this right ugly bird when......
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
One of my mates used to wrap his penis around a back loofer .....
One of my mates used to have sex with his teddybear's ear...
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Useful for many things, like working out angles, extracting the best time to enter into a conversation, and, if you can fly, plotting your trajectory to work.
Massive
Anti
Telharsic
Heptiom
Septonum
Useful for many things, like working out angles, extracting the best time to enter into a conversation, and, if you can fly, plotting your trajectory to work.
Look around you.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Can you tell what we're looking for yet?
That's right, Maths.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Can you tell what we're looking for yet?
That's right, Maths.
by Thegreatnick March 16, 2005
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matisse how are the plankton
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