matt

a 19 year old that thinks he's 'ard just because he does marine biology and takes shots of tea mixed with cider. This lanky boi thinks he's the bees knees but in real life is a complete pussy. He took it up the batty once in a holiday park in room 201b, but still denies the fact of him being gay (or even curious). He's a sad, lonely alcoholic and is just waiting to find his MATTch, go to www.mattisacunt.co.uk

Matt is a batty boi.
"whoa whats that skyscraper doing there?" - no its just lanky boi Matt.

by trexashez October 1, 2018

Matt

Fat azz bich who is never going to find a gf

Eeew look at that fat azz kid, its matt.

by Matts best friend April 6, 2017

Matt

A poopy person.

You are such a Matt.

by Person with face features October 13, 2018

matt

a white boy you need to drop ASAP

friend: hey this is my new friend matt
me: DROP HIM AND RUNNN

by campbutmakeit_concentration_ January 12, 2020

matt

a fucking waste of human waste and is the gayest person ever he only relates to people with the same horoscopes like i mean really gay and is tall and stupid and did i mention he likes men

fuck you, you are a matt

by dab of ranch December 10, 2018

Matt

A Vegan Lesbian

Wow matt have you had your lettuce today ;)

by King Big Crane Dick May 10, 2019

Matt

Is usaully mexican and has a reallly, really small dick. He likes to use people and fuck up their day. Stay away from shrimpdick matt

Ew is that matt !

Matt is so small !

by YungFrothy July 31, 2017