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math

A school subject that will help absolutely EVERYONE in real life.
Bob was walking down the street when a gangsta pulled a gun on him. "Quick!"the gangsta said. "Solve this equation or I'll shoot you!" Bob survived. Thank god for math class.
by Poopqwerqtqertq October 13, 2013
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math

by 20054 June 3, 2017
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math

math is a brain exercise. americans hate it. body exercise as a waste of time is the reason most americans are obese. as much as they hate body exercise, the same can be said about brain workout.
Theorem you.are.a.hoe

If americans hate body workout;
and brain workout = math,
and body workout = brain workout,

then, americans hate brain workout.

therefore, we conclude that:
americans hate math.
by jose.miguel January 19, 2009
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Math

A subject used by teachers to torture their students mid day for no reason other than because its just fun for them to watch us struggle.
Guy: Dude I got so much math homework that I almost didn't have enough time to masturbate last night!
Mom: Why the fuck are you telling me this Jacob?
by xXx_PussySlayerCoolGuy69_xXx September 15, 2019
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Math

A subject which includes but is not limited to:
Binomials
Polynomials
Trinomials
Parentheses
Exponents
Multiplying
Dividing
Adding
Subtracting
Distributive Property
Subtracting Decimals
Fractions.

Add that much work and you could get a whole bunch of stress at the end.
I hate math.
by Twight0931 March 11, 2017
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Math

OMG I am going to kill someone, I have been doing this MATH FOR 6 HOURS
by kiwisbiggestfan1 June 3, 2017
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math

Synonym for meth.

Both destroy our lives
Gabe: Let's go do some "math".
Dick: I'm in.
by Allahu Akbar II January 22, 2016
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