To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.
Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.
by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011
Get the Mummy Maskmug. Masking as someone queer. Typically someone who is pretending to be queer in online spaces to gain followers/popularity.
by TeriTheTerrible December 29, 2021
Get the Queer Maskingmug. When a girl covers her face to prevent cum from getting in her eyes. (Often used when girl has openly discussed her dislike of facials.)
Mariah: Last night Steve tried to give me a facial!
Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?
Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!
Claire: Did you protect your eyes with The Masked Weasel?
Mariah: You know I did! I hate it when cum gets in my eyes!
by Studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010
Get the The Masked Weaselmug. When a woman has the most amazing body you have to have sex with her, but her face is so disgusting you have to put a yoshimitsu mask on her before sex.
Jimmy: dude I really wanna bang Lizz, her body is amazing, but her face is so gross
Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
Dylan: you should just Y-mask her
by Jman54 January 8, 2010
Get the Y-maskmug. something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask mufflemug. When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!
Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬
by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019
Get the Ass Maskmug. by anangrygoose May 17, 2021
Get the half maskmug.