Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff

When you gather all the ingredients to make marshmallow fluff together, and right before you whip it all together, violently nutting into it.

"While Barbara was making marshmallow fluff, I waited until she wasn't looking. Than I ran over and whipped up a Malaysian Marshmallow Fluff"

by JamesNewton February 7, 2025

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Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

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Chocolate marshmallow

When you get shit on your dick. Normally after anal.

Bro1: you know that girl?
Bro2: yeah what about her?
Bro1: she gave me a chocolate marshmallow.

Bro2: that's nasty bootygasm Netflix and chill

by aGoatinaOverCoat August 21, 2016

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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who suffers from limp dick syndrome

Girl#1: Hey Lady, howd'it go with the guy you hooked up with the other night?

Girl#2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours of him trying to get it up. I just couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

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