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Pasta merchant

Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole
Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man
by Eddie green April 3, 2022
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Till Merchant

In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill
Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”
by Natedog02 June 27, 2022
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attention merchant

Someone who is unreasonably difficult with complying to agreements and decisions for the sake of being the center of attention.
Noah: I'm not fucking coming to the LAN party
Clay: You can use my PC and I'll pick you up bro
Noah: I'm not fucking coming
Mukul: You're such an attention merchant Noah.
by muksaw February 11, 2023
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marchon

A sexy ass lightskin that just wants a relationship but has dreams to go big in basketball
I want a Marchon
by Hehehhdhd March 6, 2017
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Marching Band

Life. You meet your bestest friends here and the whole band becomes your second family. Marching band is spent as work and play. You learn how to read drill charts, how to march CORRECTLY and IN TIME, and how to make non-band members be jealous of you. That's the work.

Band is also a lot of fun. The opinions of non-band members don't matter. Your fellow bandmates are the closest ones to you. You tell "one time at band camp" jokes, tell stories about when so and so screwed up, and just overall enjoy your time with your second family, the ones you love.

We work harder than the football team, we get more respect than the football team, and we practice longer than the football team. We are the only reason people come to the games. Don't listen to people who say band is weird. THEY ARE WRONG. BAND= LIFE. :D
(In a restaurant, two friends, one in band, one is not, are eating lunch.)

Dawn: I'm so excited to go to the football game tomorrow!
Jamie: Why? Our football team sucks! We're in last place too.
Dawn: Two words. Marching band.
by JT041196 August 5, 2011
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Marchen Awakens Romance

Aka M.A.R is basicly a popular anime about a boy named Kosi Ginta who is a junior high school student that wants to live in a world where his fantasy is a reality, One day, a mysterious door appears in his classroom. This door leads to another world, “Mar Heaven”, the place he longed to be in. It has everything he dreamed a fairy tale world would have, such as witches and werewolves. There, he finds an item called ÄRM. It’s a special device that was created by magic and gives its user a special ability.
Marchen Awakens Romance airs on toonami jetstream. look it up, "that's awsome".
by oliverflash September 22, 2006
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Marshan

The name of very few people. She lives by her own rules. Or a least she thinks she does. She thinks very highly of herself and lower of others. Her beauty and body go a long way. If you were to come across such a creature named Marshan I suggest befriend her. It will be the best thing you could ever do.
by Csandwhich April 29, 2013
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