Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

by Skelwor May 13, 2009

May 10

National yeet day

Boy 1: Its National yeet day gotta yeet u sorry
Boy 2: oh no it’s May 10th

by Skulisti October 28, 2019

May 24

When a bad bitch was born🤪

Me im the bad bitch that was born on may 24 nd thats on PERIODT

by CrackietheCrackhead October 16, 2019

May 28th

the day before mothers day.
also the day when all the cool kids are born.

"yo whens ur bday?"
"may 28th"
"damn you cool"

by im a cool kid March 21, 2009

May 29

People born on this day typically are fucking geniuses, lowkey sexc, and are always down to pound so hit their line asap if they aint taken frfr.

Christian is so smart and handsome im soooo dtf. I wonder if all kids who share May 29th as a birthday are like this?

by yuri-tarded October 22, 2019

May 20

A bitch was born on this day

I was born on May 20, I’m the bitch

by bxsicbxtch November 2, 2019

May 3

National give your friend money day!

You:guess what it’s may 3
Friend:fine take 5$
You:haha

by Jhsbsb May 2, 2021