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What a huge mace you got there
by Jack Dallan January 29, 2003
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john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.
by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007
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Macedonian War Cry

This is very unique and horrifying sound. This particular warcry differs greatly from others in both pitch, tone and base emotion. You might at first think of stories from the battle front about modern warriors searching for Knighthood and epic blood soaked raging battle fields. Others might think of Gorilla chants, football team huddles or English soccer fans roaring at the loss of yet another world cup qualifier.

This my friends is a warcry more tragic than a Shakespearian play and more frightening than a rampaging herd of elephants. The God of Thunder himself would shudder at this mighty roar. It was first recorde a in 1633 by Christoph Sekolvskavich.

When is it appropriate to utter this sound and what causes it to erupt from the throat of a mortal.

1) When a Macendonian born male wakes up and finds a Greek flag impaled on his lawn. Usually

2) When a North American is on vacation, has consumed too many banana mamas and decides to kill the harmless nurse shark swimming peacefully in the man made water lanes in the Cuban compound
3) When a female is blind sided from behind during coitus and accidentally finds her lower blowhole plugged by accident
Karl woke up one morning, headed outside to his car and uttered a viscious Macedonian War Cry when he saw that his entire car was covered in Greek flags.

Karl was in Cuba when he let loose a mother trucker sized Macedonian War Cry just before he impaled the poor nurse chark with the plastic King from oversized pool chess set.

Sally let out a Macedonian War Cry when Karl accidentally penetrated the incorrect "blowhole" during a reverse Doogy Howzer
by Julius Goat September 22, 2009
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macbeth

A badass shoe company owned by 2 of the members of Blink-182.
Hey, check out Hanna's sweet new Eliots. Macbeths own!
by hanna May 13, 2005
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Aegean Macedonia

Area in North Greece conquered 1913. Also known as Greek Macedonia or South Macedonia. It's capital is Solun. Mostly inhabited by Greeks, Macedonians, Vlachs and Turks. It used to a place where before 1948 Macedonians, Turks, Jews and Vlachs were living in peace and harmony. After the genocide that was preformed over the Macedonians, the population exchanges were done among Greece and Turkey and coming of the Greek colonizers people living there are majority Greeks.

Today at the beginning of the 21th century 700.000 Macedonians and the other smaller minority living in the "Greek Macedonia" haven't got their minority rights and recognition yet.
Aegean Macedonia? Whatz iz that? There're no minorities in Greece!
by vlad18 February 6, 2010
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macerena

dance in which fobs love to take part in.
let's do the macerena because we think it's cool, meanwhile the cool girl of the school stares and laughs and then you'll never be popular and are doomed to eat lunch on a toilet seat with the dawsons creek theme song playing in the background.
by Artmiz June 17, 2008
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Paper Maché

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.
Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?
Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.
by Jon Griz March 1, 2008
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