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Mushroom Tattoo 

Whipping your cock against ones' face extrememly hard to leave a mushroom tattoo.
Look at that huge Mushroom Tattoo on Su's face left by Toran.
Mushroom Tattoo by Mike February 4, 2004

Mushroom Head 

Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.
Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head
Mushroom Head by cecil501 June 7, 2007

Mushroom Head 

The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin

(ie. 'Magic Mushrooms")

Symtoms include

- Poor social skills

- Shady appearance

- Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art

- Rarely seen without headphones on

- Pale skin

- Absence of 'Iris' in eyes

- Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING

Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party.

Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.
Mushroom Head by Tsetorp September 30, 2008

mushroom lover 

A mushroom lover is someone who loves to be on drugs. Not necessarily shrooms, but basically rather be anything but sober.
Jay is such a mushroom lover, hes always on something.

mushroom dap 

the act of engaging in a threesome with two guys and at the same time the males mushroom slap the female (often slutty) on each cheek.
Me and Steve totally mushroom dapped Shelby because she wouldnt stop talking during sex.
mushroom dap by Mitch who October 6, 2011

Mushroom Boy

A male with severe STDs, that his pee-pee looks like and smells like a rotten mushroom.
Oh boy Billy has a nasty old Mushroom boy