When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.
guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."
by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017
Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana
by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013
a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.
Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana
by mountainman13 December 12, 2013
Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!
Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!
Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!
by UrbanJake October 23, 2015
by 1234567djpooman October 28, 2021
by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020
when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep
last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend
by awesome24678 June 04, 2010