Montana mouthwash

The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.

Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!

Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!

by UrbanJake December 17, 2015

montana munchers

Kick as fly fishing team name

The Montana munchers won the match

by Bjf713 June 27, 2017

montana fire

When you do anal with a girl and she tells you she has to fart, so you pull out and put a lighter close to her asshole and shout "fire in the hole". As soon as a flame burst, you quickly go back in to feel the warmness of the fire.

guy 1: "last night heard you were playing Counter Strike, you shout fire in the hole.
guy 2: Oh no I was doing a montana fire with a girl."

by ocho-ludwig December 11, 2017

montana switcheroo

When you're dicking a girl and then pull out put a banana in and run away.

Me 'I just finished up Montana switcherooing your mum'
You 'Oh wow that's not cool'

by Beansytein the third February 28, 2018

Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.

Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!

by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020

Montana’s Dick

extremely small and some how curved

Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac

by Britney bitch 💋💋 April 15, 2020

Full Montana

Verb

To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.

Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana

by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013