E-Mongering

The process of looking for hookers online.

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.

by Randy Ray August 23, 2010

ass mugger

A thief who forcibly takes liberties with your behind.
See butt bandit.

"I was walking down the street minding my own business when
this ass mugger got me."

by jsd9632 February 4, 2012

Attention Monger

A person who begs for attention.

She needs attention. She has got to have it. What an attention monger. She is always mongering for attention on social media.

by Beren Garia December 10, 2018

mongerer

A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

by Dumnugget December 29, 2011

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Migger

A "Migger" is someone who is from Michigan and is a Gamer. The longer form is MI-Gamer, or, Michigan Gamer. MIG is short for MichiganGamer, however, add 'ger (to emphasize Michigander) to the end and you have Migger. In Michigan, a Migger is known as a local gamer who originated or lives in Michigan.

We're a bunch of Miggers.

by Joe Montuba April 23, 2006

border monger

dumb ass mexican who illegally crosses the border between the US and mexico. sometimes border mongers cross back and forth to smuggle drugs or do other filthy shit that only a border monger would do. border mongers often bitch about how the government doesnt give them any money or help, but they dont realize that the government is not obligated to do shit for them because they are living in the US illegally. border mongers have a tendency to do shit like haul 50 pounds of bricks for 100 miles for 20 hours a day all for 1 dollar. they are very good workers.

joe: look at that man. he is so dedicated. he has been up there working construction for 1 day straight
border monger: YAY AMIGO! I GET 1 DOLLAR. AMIGO! AMIGO! 1 DOLLAR FOR WORKING 24 HOURS! SUCH A BARGAIN AMIGO!
border monger 2: george bush need to help our people! he does not give us 1 million dollar. we demand 1 million dollar!
john: what a fucking dumb border monger.

by pablo the border monger August 30, 2008