#1: I shaved yesterday, and now I need to shave again. MLIP
#2: Man, you got that from mylifeispersian.net!
#2: Man, you got that from mylifeispersian.net!
by Soccer Fan July 16, 2010
Get the MLIP mug.Sexual act consisting of a male being on the recieving end of oral pleasuring while enjoying copious amounts of dip. Once the point of ejaculation has been reached the individual immedeatly squirts his ejaculate and his dip simultaneously onto the face of the pleasuring female partner.
Named in honor of MLB/Atlanta Braves star Brooks Conrad and his brutal rage,physically impossible amounts of dip, and walk off grand slam in the 2010 season.
Named in honor of MLB/Atlanta Braves star Brooks Conrad and his brutal rage,physically impossible amounts of dip, and walk off grand slam in the 2010 season.
by Matt J Kemp July 1, 2010
Get the MLB Special mug.The largest Baseball league in the world that is currently haunted by the presence of the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox, two teams who's fan base usually consist of a bunch of people thousands of miles away who only like them because they win and because they are on TV more often.
Go to any small market baseball team's ballpark when they're playing the Red Sox or the Yankees. I guarantee you you'll find more Yankees and Red Sox fans then fans of the home team.
MLB.
MLB.
by yurihex November 15, 2007
Get the MLB mug.A hilariously grammatically improper way to refer to major league baseball. Used solely by idiots on reddit in another circlejerk attempt to act like they’re smarter or superior to everyone else (when in reality everyone laughs at them).
Fan: I wonder what the punishment for Bryce Harper being caught using steroids is gonna be?
Redditor cuck: The MLB has suspended him for two games on account of Rob Manfred has sex with him.
Fan: Why do you refer to MLB as “the MLB?”
Redditor cuck: you couldn’t understand simpleton.
Fan: I understand it’s grammatically retarded yet you and your loser friends keep saying it. No wonder everyone points and laughs at you guys.
Redditor cuck: The MLB has suspended him for two games on account of Rob Manfred has sex with him.
Fan: Why do you refer to MLB as “the MLB?”
Redditor cuck: you couldn’t understand simpleton.
Fan: I understand it’s grammatically retarded yet you and your loser friends keep saying it. No wonder everyone points and laughs at you guys.
by Assey McGee May 21, 2019
Get the the mlb mug.by Loveydovey13 November 2, 2020
Get the MLG mug.A word used to emphasize or substitute in almost any situation in which the words; nice, sweet, awesome, dope, dang, burn or sick could be substituted. It is most commonly used as a response of agreement to another comment where any one of these words, or similar words were used.
Also may be used as a friendly greeting (Most commonly followed by a head nod or wave)
The word originated just outside Winnipeg MB, but has quickly spread throughout the province.
Also may be used as a friendly greeting (Most commonly followed by a head nod or wave)
The word originated just outside Winnipeg MB, but has quickly spread throughout the province.
Original: "That was an awesome shot he just made."
Substitution: "Mlang, nice shot!"
Comment:"That is such a sick song!"
Response: "Mlang!"
Greeting: "Hey (Insert name), Mlang!"
Substitution: "Mlang, nice shot!"
Comment:"That is such a sick song!"
Response: "Mlang!"
Greeting: "Hey (Insert name), Mlang!"
by Mlang2009 July 17, 2009
Get the Mlang mug.It's 4am, the birds are awake and there are 4 Redbulls lying on the computer desk around me. My girlfriend said I don't have enough time for her and as she's breaking up with me I ask her, "What is time? Can you REALLY define time? Support your theory on the wheel of knowledge". MLIIB.
by JS IB October 6, 2011
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