A cringy game where you can make anything out of blocks. Fun Fact: Most 5 year olds prefer this over roblox. Fun Fact 2: Any youtuber who plays minecraft is a good actor or has nothing better to do with their life.
(Kid Screams in background) (Brother enters with a phone) Kid:Noooo! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!
by HowDoYouFeelAboutJimmyFallingI December 23, 2017

Person 1: *exists*
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.
by PonyTardRepellence July 2, 2018

John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?
by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 18, 2010


Mining away, on this Minecraft day so beautiful... MINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE DIAAAAAAAAAAAMONDS (Mine diamonds) MINEEEEEE DIAAAAAAAAMONDSSSSSSSS (Mine diamonds) MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE
by ForgottenGapple June 1, 2018
