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Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.
Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.
by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021
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MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female
Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER
by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020
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Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe
Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.
by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021
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Milf

Man I love (to) fish, Adjative. Mainly used by rednecks and hillbillies to describe their love for fishing, or for banging someone else's mother. But that's on a different acronym.
(Milf): Man I love to fish
Joe: Man I'm a Milf
Bob: You're a mom I'd like to fuck??

Joe: No man, I love to fish.
by Skaterdude1993 August 9, 2016
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MILF

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!
by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022
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milf

the most incredible gorgeous perfect women on this planet and should run the universe.
by tate_langdon’s_toes April 26, 2021
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MILF

Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts
Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*
by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018
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