Milf

A hot mom/middle aged woman. (preferrably has kids). Has to be 30-50 no higher or lower.

Look at brittany! Shes a total milf.

by wrenandfriends April 7, 2021

MILF

This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female

Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER

by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020

Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe

Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.

by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021

Milf

Man I love (to) fish, Adjative. Mainly used by rednecks and hillbillies to describe their love for fishing, or for banging someone else's mother. But that's on a different acronym.

(Milf): Man I love to fish
Joe: Man I'm a Milf
Bob: You're a mom I'd like to fuck??

Joe: No man, I love to fish.

by Skaterdude1993 August 9, 2016

MILF

Meeting in lobby flying

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!

by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022

milf

the most incredible gorgeous perfect women on this planet and should run the universe.

I fucking love milfs

by tate_langdon’s_toes April 26, 2021

MILF

Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts

Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*

by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018