Soy MILF

Type One: A Granola MILF, or a MILF that enjoys the outdoors and eats particularly healthy.

Type Two: A lactating MILF, who has recently given birth.

Dude, did you check out that chick on the hiking trail, she was a total Soy MILF.

Dude, did you see that babe at the day care center, she was a complete Soy MILF.

by The original Soy MILF January 31, 2010

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
This term was made popular after the American Pie Films were released

"Whoa you're mum's a milf"

by Gwenzo December 5, 2007

Milf Juice

The traces of milk that come out of a MILF's nipples when you give her tits a good squeezing and sucking. This generally happens for up to 4-5 years after they have given birth.

I just love it when my MILF girlfriend keeps lactating. When I suck her gorgeous little titties and see that white creamy milf juice come out it makes me want to spunk up all over her chest.

by Lee 'scratch and sniff' Perry October 9, 2006

milf

everyone elses mum but yours

person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009

milf

Mothers In Loving Families. This is what you say if your wife or girlfriend asks what MILF stands for.

Sarah: Hey, what's MILF stand for?
You: Oh, uh, Mothers in Loving Families.
Sarah: Oh, isn't that sweet.

by tmp2361 March 21, 2009

milf

milf is a mother i'd like to fuck (From American Pie) so basically just a really hot mom

WoW!!!!! Pats Moms a fuckin milf dude.

by CaRiLlO September 21, 2005

milf

acronym for "Mom I'd Like to Fuck"; generally an older woman who has beared offspring that young men fawn over. Typically she is hot, sexy, yet motherly. Popularized by the 1999 hit film American Pie and the character of "Stifler's Mom". Further popularized by the "amateur" pornographic films titled MILF Hunter, where the title character promiscuously goes around looking for MILFs to entertain for an hour or so.

"Karen recently won the title of World's Hottest MILF."

by Derrol May 1, 2008