Derponious Maximus

A person or thing of Hellenic or Greek origin doing dumb shit or being the dumb shit to an extreme degree.

Wow, look at Greece's derponious maximus economy curve!

by anonymous July 29, 2021

Kekius maximus

One who takes it up their ass and has a small penis. (Maximus, referring to gluteus ‘maximus’ and kek meaning small penis)

Elon musk has changed his twitter name to “Kekius maximus”

by terezisvantatas December 31, 2024

Geekus maximus

A species that is similar to Homo sapiens but different in the way that they are obsessed with something. This strange adaptation allows the said being to be ignored by all Homo sapiens and ruins their social life.

We wanted to do Geekus maximus for our science fair project but we thought better of it;even just saying it could've ruined our social life(as if it wasn't already ruined).

by l w l June 10, 2019

Kekius maximus

One who takes it up the ass (maximus as in gluteus maximus, and kek, slang for penis)

He is such a “kekius maximus”

by terezisvantatas December 31, 2024

Maximus

Can’t go to a tailgate without girlfriend being present
Dick rides some bozo from Philly

Frequent liar

Oh yeah he’s pulling a Maximus

by Snell sucks September 29, 2022

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

Gluteus Maximus

Referring to the maximum amount of area a butt can take up. When the person gets more whale like the amount of area it takes up increases. Quite often when sitting down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch.

That gluteus maximus doesn't fit through the door. Son that's not what your looking for. Look how much area it takes up.

by Mr. Homophobia June 29, 2023