slash-mate

someone who knowingly screws their friends over for their own shitty self-interests.

Brandon: Damn, I can't believe those assholes in room 2059 got us all in trouble again.

Jake: Fuck, what a bunch of slash-mates.

by BmJdMl December 24, 2008

second rate mate

someone who will only hang out with you if they have nothing to do, and are very bored. usually apart from this they will rarley speak to you

Jenny's new boyfriend was busy on saturday so she relied on her second rate mate to watch a movie with her.

whenever im bored i can rely on my second rate mate rob to come over and keep me company

by lifes.two.short May 16, 2006

fucking joke mate

An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.

Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.

Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.

Chap 1: Mugs.

by tip2 September 22, 2011

sea turtles, mate

An explanation for an event that one cannot, or does not wish to, explain in a logical way.

Originated from the Pirates of the Caribbeans franchise

How did you escape the island?
Sea turtles, mate.

by yardnoc July 6, 2015

check mate

when you find yourself in a situation where you don't know what 'move' to try next when trying to get the attention of a person you fancy.

A. "I really want to call this guy i like"
B. "Why don't you?"
A. "Oh Coz I'm in check mate".

by jiggalover November 15, 2010

Fokin ell mate

Slang used by white kids teying to be Australian in a horrible accent.

Tim: Fokin ell mate, you suck wt fortnite!
Austin: Shut up Tim!

by Slide sloot September 23, 2018

Yeah Mate

A slang phrase often used by Chavs to reply yes to a question or sometimes just for fun.

Chav 1- " I like your new air max"
Chav 2- " Yeah Mate"

by Old Chap November 15, 2007