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lobster mummies

typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
by mrbukkake March 17, 2013
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Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.
Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!
by Head Kelly January 8, 2014
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Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.
by b-13 January 9, 2014
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lobsta

A bad catcher, usually ugly with big lips, and is also very cocky
Lobsta you eat ass!
by many things May 14, 2015
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lobstergasm

When you take that perfect bite of lobster and it arouses more than your tastebuds.
I was on vacation in Maine and had a lobstergasm.
by greengrrl August 27, 2017
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LobsterLord99

an accreditation given to a celebrated author when they finally reach nirvana

may also involve extensive rock knowledge, endless kindness, beauty, and a really incredible noggin
what did you catch?

a lobster.

Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99

Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean
by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020
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Lobster rolling

When someone tags you in a post on Facebook publicly to get buy an item or rescue a cat. This is an act of publicly calling someone out on a social platform.
Wow! Looks like Lisa is lobster rolling Doug again! Did you see the post she tagged him in about the cat she wants to rescue?
by Pasta December 4, 2020
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