typically of the female gender,aged between mid twenties to early forties that have spent plentiful time in a tanning bed which resulted in having noticeable damaged facial skin that makes them look older then they truly are.
you notice a fairly attractive female from a distance,light blond hair,blue eyes,nice figured,tan,you estimate her to be 28-29,and that's okay because your 32,you approach her, she seems to age older and older with every foot closer. You strike conversation,each others names,hobbies,drinks..then age...she's only 22,another case of the lobster mummies.
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A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.
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what did you catch?
a lobster.
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Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean
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Damn bro, I thought you said a LobsterLord99
Nah that woulda been cool but I got a dumb crustacean
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