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ling a ling

A funny version for the name Lincoln

He's an epic gamer who eats "beans and burgers"
"Wassup ling a ling" said person 1

"My name is Lincoln Stephen" said Lincoln
by Definitely not stephen March 17, 2021
mugGet the ling a lingmug.

Kha-Ling

Is a nut.
But..
Kha-Ling is someone that you always want to keep around you. If you’re feeling down, she’ll come around to lift you back up. She’s the type to laugh at her own jokes, even when it doesn’t make sense.

An extrovert and love making friends. Not necessarily a tree-hugger but has a love for succulents (which she can’t seem to keep alive) .
Kha-Ling is loving and daring, those are her best characteristics. A beautiful soul that wants the best for herself and others. Also, she loves pushing people above their limits. Get yourself a Kha-Ling.

Just kidding, there’s only one in this world.

And..

she’s amazing
Dayummm Kha-Ling … back again with the black heels
by NoodleKingNoodleKingYum November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kha-Lingmug.

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
Me:

Jérémy: ling maos
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
mugGet the ling maosmug.

fu-ling

The action of having one last night of (fucking) sex with a friend who is getting married to someone else, solely based on the fact that you know you will not anymore after they are married. (fling)
I know your wedding is in two weeks so I will meet you next Friday for one last fu-ling.

I was sad to discover my friend got married in a shotgun wedding in Vegas and we didn't get to have a fu-ling beforehand.
by Irocn86 February 27, 2011
mugGet the fu-lingmug.

Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!
by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024
mugGet the Dick-a-lingmug.

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
mugGet the Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nongmug.

Ling Ling

Dude 1: waddup my nigga, I was fucking this Asian girl and she got that real ling ling
Dude 2: nigga what the fuck is that
by Not a Lavoris November 21, 2024
mugGet the Ling Lingmug.

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