Landscape Architect

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

Em R Lang

a little creature that dwells in small towns and is evil at all hours of the day. Em R Lang's buy evil capes at Wal-Mart. If you ever meet an Em R Land, be careful of the pinky, for it is the evilest of all the fingers.

Youngin 1: "Look at that girl over there, she looks nice!"

Youngin 2: "Whoa! Be Careful! That's an Em R Lang!!! They are the beastly-est and evilest of all the land dwellers and sea dwellers!"

Youngin 1: "EEK!"

by missmo November 23, 2009

Landslide

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts. Derived from the song Landslide by Fleetwood Mac, taken from the snow-covered hills reference in the line, "I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills 'til the landslide brought it down."

Joan really likes getting a landslide to round out a good, hard sexual encounter.

by subnetmask November 18, 2004

changing lanes without using your signal

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.

Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?

Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.

by switchbladejake October 11, 2008

langa

a very independent woman who loves to laugh and makes other people laugh
it is a Zulu name and it means sun
langa is a stunning girl who is also very smart and is very caring

wow look at langa, she is so kind

by oliveoilcookies August 16, 2017

emma langsford

most gorgeous woman ever. super cool with lots of friends. all boys adore her.

Wow that girls gorgeous and she's so popular... she's a total emma langsford

by Every guy Ever 1201 January 28, 2014

meadow lands crew

a group of teenagers from the meadow lands in vacaville,ca....that formed a posse around 6 years ago known as the MLC.

yo dat nig is from the meadow lands crew.

by playboi!trevin December 16, 2008