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mutton lamb ratio 

a bit like the vicky mendoza line .... but instead of the ratio being between crazy and hot the parameters are between old and attractive (once all the makeup has been removed with some power tools).
dan : wow check out that cougar
twig: she's no cougar ... the mutton lamb ratio is all wrong.
dan: you mean she's mutton dressed as lamb?
twig: no, i mean she's mutton dressed as corpse
mutton lamb ratio by gwbert November 16, 2014
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like a lamb to slaughter 

to o something not knowing something bad is going to happen
hey bub your going to wrestle like a lamb to slaughter

Hunter Lamb

He is the former guitarist of the awesome band, Paramore..
weird guy: what's a hunter lamb?

parawhore: hunter lamb is a former band member of paramore,stupid!

weird guy: ooh.. :D
Hunter Lamb by nnda January 11, 2009

moisten the lamb 

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration
Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb
moisten the lamb by dudespace01 September 7, 2015

mutton dressed up as lamb

An older lady dressed like a skank
Nice piece of ass on that... shame it is a piece of mutton dressed up as lamb

two shakes of a lamb's tail 

I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.