Lacrosse

A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.

Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.

Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?

by Leotts December 3, 2019

Lacrosse

A game played with a head and a shaft and involves one single ball per game ( reusable )

I played lacrosse with the boys in the hotel room

by Lamar;gacashon March 14, 2025

hug a lacrosse girl day

october 25th is national hug a lacrosse girl day!

“why did u just hug that girl”
“cause it’s national hug a lacrosse girl day!”

by urbandictioanarynerd4 October 24, 2019

Lacrosse

An amazing sport that you play which is in some cases violent but it is super you get to run down a muddy pitch screaming when the rain is pouring and your teammates are cheering what could be a better use of your time

I really like playing lacrosse

by Word.ahollic October 27, 2018

lacrosse

the best damn sport to ever be played by a person (guy or girl). Harder to play then baseball or any other sport mentally and physically.

Lacrosse is a cool ass sport

by lacrosseiseverything.com October 31, 2018

Lacrosse

Anything that keeps somebody who plays lacrosse from going out and playing lacrosse again must not be all bad, even a false rape accusation. At some point these kids were going to have to get a job anyway.

Just about anything has to be healthier than lacrosse, even if it's dangerous. Lacrosse is as bad for people as anything.

by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021

Lacrosse

Lax aka (lacrosse) is the single handed best sport of Canada. Founded by the Native Americans it's fucking bang

Hey man, did you see me at my lacrosse game last night. We took the dub!

by Rez biddy December 23, 2020