lumberdaddy

One with an appearance of a lumberjack with daddy vibes

That plaid wearing Canadian is a lumberdaddy

by Halec November 25, 2020

Lumber-sexual

One who identifies as flannel wearing hipster with a perfect beard and/or mustache with incredibly soft hands that have never held an axe, other than axe body spray.

While in Placerville Logan in his flannel, beard oil, American eagle ripped jeans and multiple rings was on a mission to find some gluten free tacos to enjoy, when someone called out "hey we don't take kindly to you lumber-sexual kinds around here!"

by Mr. C. Hustle June 30, 2021

Lumber-Jacking

The act of masterbaiting to a tree .

Guy 1 : Bro did you see him Lumber-Jacking the other day.
Guy 2 : Yeah, it was intense.

by JeromeTheMole December 1, 2021

Lumberton Middle School

A place with racist drug dealers and crackheads

Thank god i dont go to Lumberton Middle School

by bshkvdbv May 11, 2022

Lumberjack

Wanking in the trees

"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"

by Sir plops September 2, 2022

lap lumber

an erection, an erect male penis, boner

"I was at the strip club, watching the girls, picking up a load of lap lumber"

by thetommeister March 24, 2009

nabrasken lumberjack

When a female uses a tree limb as a dildo

Jordyn is such a nabrasken lumberjack!

by heycrippy34 March 18, 2014