Laser

gaming term that means
shoot with such precision and with perfect bloom that it kills or does massive amounts of damage to the enemy before they can even react.

Mongraal: Benjy! HE'S BLOODY LASERED MATE! 1 hp!
BenjyFishy: Nice! HIS TEAMMATE IS LASERED TOO!

by Threel April 27, 2020

Laser

Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

Teacher: Any fun facts?
You: Laser is a short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

by MemeGuy69 August 21, 2019

Laser

A light used for, murder and playing. its an acronym: Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation LASER!

bill nye: hey what you up to?
me: oh just making a laser
bill nye:oh you mean Light Amplification by the Stimulated Emission of Radiation?
me: ... hey bill do you ever take a break?

by Mr.CleanGuy April 17, 2021

wang laser

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

laser idiot

A person who shines a laser at a vehicle like a car or plane.

Bro, that guy is such a laser idiot, he’s shining that laser at that plane.

by THISHANDLEISALREADYINUSE? December 21, 2024

Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020

Laser boating

Consuming copious amounts of drugs and alcohol Un the the a.m. hours. Then restocking on said substances to continue consuming all day with no sleep.

We went to that concert last night and got really fucked up. Afterwards we continued to go laser boating all through the next day.

by Drock221 September 25, 2014