Landon

the coolest person has this name. he is usually handsome, athletic, artistic, fresh, dope, musical, cool, but a nerd, and different all at the same time.

"That guys name is Landon, He is awesomely DOPE!"

"Landon is the coolest guy I know!"

"His name is Landon?" "Well, I know hes the man!"

by Ellis Brey April 24, 2008

landon guy

HOT HOTT HOTT!!!!!!!! you boys are sooooo hot i cant believe that im "related" to you yesssss! well see u guys around!

girl:hey landon guy come over and rock my boat!
landon guy:no! i have the holton girls *goes over to holton girl and starts to make out w/ her*

by lizzie April 17, 2005

Landing Strip

The small strip of pubic hair a female leaves guiding the way to her vagina.

No man, she does not shave but she does have a nice little landing strip.

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

Landon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately after, consuming said ejaculatory material.

I got Landon'd!

He Landon'd me.
She got Landon'd. Then immediately left the room screaming.

by ForTehJunk June 3, 2010

Landon

He’s the fuckiest fuck boy, I’ve ever seen, and doesn’t know how to treat a girl.

Wow look at landon he’s so hot
If only u seen his 4 inch

by Judgejudy December 2, 2018

Landon Spit

Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.

Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!

by Brt241 October 9, 2011

landon

landon has bad ADHD, he talks really really fast and stands rlly close to your face when you talk to him. Landon has pretty good advice and is really funny. he has a big house and a loft. landon is one interesting person

omg landon is so cute wtf

by Landonmoutray June 11, 2019