knob choker

A person engaged in activities gratifying to self but ultimately useless.

The head of HR is a major knob choker.

by Smoodge the Naked August 11, 2006

Knob Goblin

1) A person who can take The Whole Ten Yards during fellatio.
2) The porn alter-ego of Spideman's nemesis.

Metrosexual usage: "She is a real Knob Goblin. She took The Whole Ten Yards and then some."

Rural usage: "Damn boy, whoooeee! That Knob Goblin sure smoked The Whole Ten Yards and good!"

Comic book usage: "Spidey sure didn't stand a chance against the Knob Goblin. His weapons are fierce!"

by Charlie White October 13, 2004

knob jocky

Idiot; someone who rides a penis like a it is a horse

Leave that bouncer alone you knob jocky

by Jim Doyle November 3, 2003

necker's knob

A knob you used to see on the huge steering wheels of 1950's car to help steer with one hand. The use of this would be to put your arm around your girl's neck sitting very close to you thanks to those bench seats.

I've been looking for a necker's knob to install on my Studebaker for 5 years with no succes.

by Kim's love October 28, 2006

knob goblin

someone that "gobbles the knob" in other words someone who gives blow jobs generally is a girl

Dude shelby is the best knob goblin i know!

by shelbers34 January 21, 2009

Cheesy Knob

n) British slang for particuarly smelly male genitalia.

Charlotte does not mind Henry's cheesy knob.

by DCM0813 October 31, 2003

Knob Jockey

1) One who rides a dick
2) One who is a complete fagatron.

"Shut up david you knob jockey! "
"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"

by TeamRandom January 12, 2005