Knife

A stabby thingy in your kitchen or in your purse NO BITCH IT IS A SHARP FUCKING BLADE THAT CAN HURST PEOPLE SO PUT THE GUNS AWAY AND MEET 2016 AND GET A KNIFE.thank you have a nice day

Dumbass: did u see that stabby thingy that she cut me with.

Me: a knife

Dumbass: yah that

Me: walks away comes back "POOF" no more dumbass RIP

by Bluea123 December 19, 2016

tijuana knife fight

When two parties, preferably wasted on tequila and payote, tie their dominant wrists together (right wrist for right handed person) with a band of leather and proceed to fight to the death with 6 inch switchblade knifes. Some variants prefer to use broken tequila bottles.

Damn, last night I barely won that tijuana knife fight. That's the last time I go out with Juan.

by spokane_slasher November 14, 2010

kafeologue

Named after Kafei, a well-known roleplayer on Webnet.
A long, drawn-out, dialogue between two or more roleplay characters played by one real person. The dialogue usually either accomplishes nothing or presents a love scene between the two characters, which considered the "raologue" (ray-oh-log), after Raikou`, a very horrid person who makes love to himself.

21:41:44 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) Hm.
21:41:55 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) You don't remember anything, do you?
21:42:05 21 <Kafei> (???) Shut up.
21:42:16 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) Heh.
21:42:35 21 <Kafei> (Jaseth) If you want to see your daughter, then you'll come with me.
21:42:46 21 <Kafei> (???) I ain't going nowhere with a jackass like you.

etc., etc.

by Mikau March 21, 2004

Knagens

A word used to describe when something is pretty bad, unacceptable, annoying, irritating and anything else that is negative.

It can also be used as a positive thing in an ironic way.

Thats pretty damn knagens!

That was amazingly knagens!

by kasipa December 2, 2010

Knifed

Verb- to get stabbed anywhere in the body from the top of the skull down

Johnny stood on the corner of 125th and Martin Luther King wearing a t shirt with large print reading I hate black people, and laughing about it. A good samaritin kept him from getting knifed by a few nanoseconds.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Knife to Beet You Burger

A special burger that comes with thinly sliced beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Beet You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fickle knife

a skinny metal fingernail file that can be used as a weapon.

Put down that fickle knife before you hurt somebody!

by Foltzwagon October 20, 2008