The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019

tarkov-team-killed

When you play Tarkov with Skizzles

Ah ffs! Skizzles just tarkov-team-killed me again on Customs

by amitchell21 April 23, 2021

You were killed by:

An older version of the tag Killed by:

You were killed by: Donna Jones

by JayMoneySpamsL2 April 28, 2021

I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.

"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."

by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021

I got killed

Someone is bored and tried to look for useless definitions for fun

I got killed by searching a phrase "I got killed by searching a phrase' I got killed by searching a phrase. '"

Inf death loop :V sup diavolo

by BoredPersonII December 8, 2021

I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by X9od September 28, 2023

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023