Ted Kennedy

The arrogant, fatass, liberal son of a bitch who is a senator of Massachusetts. His sidekick is John Kerry. This formerly-drunken left-wing bastard is ready to and always criticizes the Republican Party and President Bush for every decision and move that they make, along with fellow liberal cronies Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstien, John Kerry, and Nancy Pelosi.
Out of the three Kennedy brothers, Ted is the one who should of got whacked; stupid fuck.
by Papa Smurf July 26, 2005
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Ted Kennedy

A person, one who makes mistakes. People in this world have got to have more sympathy for others. Kennedy's life sucks, people don't become alcoholics for the fun of it. He has had a real hard life, one that I wouldn't be able to handle. I respect him merely for being alive, I probably wouldn't be able to handle all the shit he's been through. He's a smart guy who knows his stuff who's passionate about what he does. He has made mistakes, everyone has. I refuse to see how some people can scream to high hell about Kennedy "murdering" his secretary, when the current president of the United States has murdered thousands. But no one is calling *him* a murderer, now, are they?

People have to stop being so self-righteous and just taking people in at face-value. Whether you agree with his politics or not, Kennedy is a smart man, and a good person. Honestly, if a person who can live the life he was forced to live, you have to give him at least a minimal amount of respect, even if you are an unforgiving, holier than thou asshole who thinks they know everything.
I smell....like blueberries. I'll bet Ted Kennedy eats blueberries. Please, Kennedy, don't eat me.
by KangaRanga January 15, 2006
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Ted Kennedy

US Senator from Massachustttes, who is no more than an elite, New England liberal that despises President Bush, and will blame everything wrong with the world on him and Republicans. He despises morality, descency and ethics. It should not be surprsing; he is a murderer who allowed a woman to die. Ted Kennedy is also a fat, ugly drunkard who's liver was pickled 30-years ago. He is a disgrace as a politician and an even bigger disgrace as a human being. He is the borther to JFK and Robert F. Kennedy. Teddy is bed buddies with John Kerry (also from Massachusttes), Nancy Polosi, Barbara Boxer, Diana eFeinstein, Harry Reid, and Hillary Clinton.
Ted Kennedy is a fat, ugly, murderous drunkard. The people of Massachusettes are complete idiots for supporting his sorry ass.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 14, 2008
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Kennedy Lackten

Kennedy Lackten is a very beautiful girl, even though she denies if ALL THE TIME!! She is so pretty on the outside and inside, she is also so sweet and kind. Btw the Kennedy that goes to Newell Barney.🙃
Person 1: Who is Kennedy Lackten? Everybody likes her like WTF?!

Person 2(me): Are you actually asking me this?! She is the most beautiful girl in the school!
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catch a Kennedy

To be shot fatally in the head with a pistol from behind, typically when one is least expecting it. Origin Ghostface Killah.
by Sleazy, The 8th Dwarf October 26, 2010
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Ted Kennedy

To act in a manner that resembles the ferocity that the late great U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy had in his lifetime of public service to the American people.
''I just got elected Arts and Science Senator.''

''For real dude. You better Ted Kennedy that shit. Make us proud.''

''You bet.''
by Politicker August 26, 2009
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