The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
Get the Alabama Kangaroomug. by Just a normal young guy September 19, 2019
Get the literal kangaroomug. Formal proceedings to expose the lies told by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson when he denied breaking his own laws to hold parties in government offices during the COVID pandemic crisis and resulting national lockdowns.
"Their purpose from the beginning has been to find me guilty, regardless of the facts. This is the very definition of a kangaroo court." - RT Hon. Boris Johnson
by Pollitica June 9, 2023
Get the Kangaroo Courtmug. When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.
Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
by TyBunk November 2, 2010
Get the Kangaroo Manuvermug. When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021
Get the Kangaroo Tailedmug. 1. When someone cheats you out of an opportunity, or when someone deceives you, so they can get the upper-hand in a competition.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
2. Losing in a fighting against a broken character.
by ShadownKnuckles July 15, 2017
Get the Kangarooedmug. by Woahorate July 12, 2019
Get the Barbeque my kangaroomug.