Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.

My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.

by Tyres B December 8, 2019

ricky the kangaroo

Ricky the Kangaroo is a awesome kangaroo who died in a fatal car-shed accident
RIP:Ricky

Aw man, i miss Ricky the kangaroo he was so cool

by IsaacIsPoopyBum July 29, 2014

double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

Captain Kangaroo

A man who participates in the sexual act of inserting his erect penis into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he ejaculates into the fold.

Ryan, did you hear Joey had fat ankle night last night? He went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new title of Captain Kangaroo.

by Fodeez August 4, 2011

Blue Kangaroo

A sex act meaning hitting a blue waffle from the back while bouncing up and down.

John: Me and Kate tried the blue kangaroo lady night, or was so awesome!

Derek: Dude that's gross!

by Laun Dro-Mat December 1, 2013

ridable kangaroo

An asian who has sex all the time...even with ugly people.

I had sex with him. Yah but he is such a ridable kangaroo.

by Estevan Angorloplous January 8, 2009

Insane Kangaroo

See definition: Attention whore

Insane Kangaroo's making another attempt at trying to get people to notice him? What an attention whore..

by FlareKitsu February 22, 2011