le patat kebab

best song ever and the turkish national anthem starting 2022

tetorisgaming:le patat kebab, le patat kebab
you: uncontrollably kneels to submit to the genius

by yolor3stis November 20, 2021

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

kebab hours

A timeframe of 2 hours that a person takes to at a doner kabab

*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho

by dstarbucks123 June 17, 2019

French Kebab

The act of one woman getting penetrated in her asshole by a baguette so long that it goes up through her mouth, creating a kebab.

"Dude, I met this freaky girl from France and she totally asked me to French Kebab her!"

The night before:
"Oui oui, papa!"

by Alma Holzhert June 2, 2022

Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024

Kebab edit

A term used when you see cringe asian edits usually in Philippines

Eg. Low effort edit, with loud music, and bad camera quality with cheesy quotes

Man1: look at this video
Man2: kebab edit

by Karabit2203 February 9, 2024

Swish Kebab

an individual of middle eastern descent who is very talented in basketball.

Rami is one talented swish kebab on the courts

by ole hok May 26, 2018