jumping bus

This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.

This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!

Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"

----OR----

Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"

by Sunshine... May 31, 2004

jumping beaner

1.) Any shot of Tequila that is dropped into a pint glass half full of redbull

Bartendar! We'take two jumping beaner's! Thats Redbull and Tequila instead of Redbull and Vodka

by Taylor Luke May 17, 2007

jumping helicopter move

A difficult but pleasurable move in the bedroom. Few have attempted, and even fewer have succeeded. First, the man takes his position as the helipad...shaft up. Next, with a running start and a jumping forward twisting flip, the woman must land on the man and continue to spin. Common injuries include concussions and broken penis.

I totally tried the jumping helicopter move last night, missed the landing zone, and ended up spinning on the bedpost.

by helipad August 23, 2011

Mexican Jumping Beans

The act of putting a high voltage piece of equipment to a pool of water filled with mexicans and watching them jump up and down in pain.

I got some Mexican Jumping Beans at Petco.

Those Mexican Jumping beans reached record hieghts!

by baller393 November 4, 2011

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

by Chris Bird April 28, 2009

Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit

One who prefers anal because they skip the bush... AKA a backdoor bandit.. The only eating a Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit does is the anus....

Benit: Hey haus jew did you see that move that Teddy Cheese Farts pulled on Frits last night?

Den: Yeah He skipped her huge bush and went right for the anus..

Jemmy: NO WAY! He really pulled off the Bush Jumping Jack Rabbit...

by Katie Hauszell February 12, 2010

Jumping Piranha Plant

An Enemy in "Mario" which is a hybrid "piranha" and "flower."It can jump vertically in one direction(live in pipes throughout levels) and has a hunger for Mexican plumbers in red, green, or occasionally white(if flower power is activated).

Description: Red flower with white spots.Two green leaves.Razor sharp leaves and fish lips.

God Damnit Johnson! Did you just see that "jumping piranha plant" bite that large Mexican into a smaller Mexican?

by ConanATTACK August 22, 2006