Jewtopia

A land of a Jew! An area of which a Jew aproximates.

Jewtopia basically is where Jews are really cool! (Israel)

by wootangclan December 29, 2007

Jacob Jetton

1) A hopeless romantic

2) A friendly dude

3) Throws great parties

4) Brings everyone together

5) qwerty, Also meaning, a computer geek, and loving it!

1) Also quotes Shakespeare

2) Jacob Jetton: "Hey guys!"

3) Jacob Jetton: "Bonfire, anyone?"

4) Jacob Jetton: "Want to hang out?"

Everyone: "Woo!"

5) Likes to work on anyones computer

by pseudoscript April 3, 2010

jentozzi

An act while having anal penetration, the receiver turns around and takes it in the mouth

Wendy gave me a jentozzi last night and it was good.

by scott October 26, 2004

Jett

The biggest fuckboy ever. Usually leads girls on and then proceeds to judge their looks, they usually have something that makes them 10x more attractive but then when you get to know them it doesn't even matter because they are such a piece of shit! They may come with an accent and they may not!

Most of the time they date girls uncomfortably older then them, and would much rather choose an ass over an actual connection but thats ok because thats what Jetts do!

"Lexi: God he's such a fuckboy."
"Sidney: Must be a jett!"

by not alexandra July 22, 2017

Jetta

A small, compact car that is for GIRLS ONLY. if a male is seen driving any type of jetta, he will immediately be called a douche, faggot, queer, of homosexual. If you are a male and you drive a jetta, do humanity a favor and get a new car.

"Was that a male in the driver's seat of that jetta?"

"Oh yeah. what a douchebag."

by yeeyeeyeeehyphy March 2, 2010

Jett Jacksoned

In reference to the popular Disney show, Jett Jackson starring Lee Thompson Young. It is when a man has a one night stand and on his way out leaves a note telling the slut that he has syphillis.

That whore was totally Jett Jacksoned after hooking up with a crafty playa.

by Eric Von Detton May 13, 2005

Jetta

A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.

Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...

by cokemidget June 28, 2008