Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.

Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”

by Willy Soul October 12, 2023

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Jewish girl

1. Very hot girls.
2. Very smart girls.
3. Very cheap girls.
4. Girls from Israel
5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl.

1. Check out that Jewish girl, she is hot!
2. I love Jewish girls.

by Alfa Gold January 4, 2008

jewish bankroll

A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.

I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.

by Nick D February 19, 2004

jewish tip

non-existing

Dude she was a good waitress, why are you giving her a jewish tip?

by Assasdfksdj December 30, 2009

Jewish Bill Fold

When someone folds their money so that the small bills show, and hide the bigger bills on the inside of the fold.

I use the jewish bill fold so that people think i only have a few dollars.

by Thetruth59 August 31, 2013

Jewish Foreskin

A mythical or otherwise non-existant creature or item.

"Unicorns are like Jewish Foreskins, They don't exist!" or "Have you seen my keys? They seem to have made like a Jewish Foreskin and just up and disapeared!"

by fishnugget May 23, 2014