Look at that nigga Jesus
by Jesus McNugget July 18, 2017
A big guy that has magical powers and made God take a big shit and he made himself get a foot long Dick
by Hhshjsj February 20, 2017
Jesus Christ, is a savior. He was sent from Heaven by God into the womb of virgin mary. She gave birth to him and named him Jesus. Jesus grew up perfect, all have sinned but him. He is love. Jesus was crucified, beaten, and mocked by Jews, and nailed on a cross to pay for our sins, that anyone who believes in him may be SAVED from hell to live with God eternally in heaven!!3 days later Easter the Messiah rose again and was a miarcle and many bowed and worshiped him! He will be back...Jesus is coming to take those who beleive back to heaven, and that could be the end of the world, Don't be left behind, or gone to hell. Make the descion before its to late, God loves you and is knocking on your heart..."let him in!"
by CharisXlovesXyou November 07, 2006
An amazing guy who lived over 2000 years ago. He saved many lives and loved everyone. He never commited a sin and he forgave others, he performed many mirachals. Lots of people believe in him and he dramaticly changed the world for the better.
by Liam_27 October 15, 2017
1.The leader of the christian religion.
2.An exclamation when something surprises you.
3.how to describe something really good.
2.An exclamation when something surprises you.
3.how to describe something really good.
1. jesus loves you.
2. jesus christ! that scared me.
3. this juice tastes really good i'll call it jesusjuice.
3. this juice tastes like jesus!
2. jesus christ! that scared me.
3. this juice tastes really good i'll call it jesusjuice.
3. this juice tastes like jesus!
by wolfn8r April 08, 2009
by jesse paul April 30, 2007
Dillon: Ugh!! Your such a Jew!
Kyle: Jesus was a jew.
Dillon: No he wasnt. God just wanted a man on the inside.
Kyle: Jesus was a jew.
Dillon: No he wasnt. God just wanted a man on the inside.
by jonny rico May 12, 2009