Whalin' Jennings

Da little-known "evil twin" to da famous and well-loved silky-throated county-music singer; he was always sneaking around trying to poach large finned sea-mammals when either the IWC or Greenpeace wasn't looking.

In the Steven Seagal film, "On Deadly Ground", the chief villain is named "Jennings" and his business is oil, so I wonder if this hombre was actually the infamous Whalin' Jennings, and he had simply switched to dishonestly going after crude oil after the "natural" kind became too legally-rasky to come by.

by QuacksO January 26, 2020

Jens

A Gay who defently would love to have a three some with your uncle and grandpa

That gay looks like a gay he is defently a Jens

by LegendaryFortnitePlayer123 January 28, 2020

Jens

A very sexy guy

Do you know jens, he is zo hot

by Nietjanis January 30, 2020

Jen-Sherwoody

A chick so hot, so funny, and so intelligently sexy, that you have a constant boner just thinking about her.

Did you happen to see Abby today? Hell yeah, every time I see her walk by I get a Jen-Sherwoody...

by The real PLGB April 1, 2020

Jens

A very smart guy which likes computer programming and music very much and it is very hard to meet a one. He has a loving character and likes to tell jokes. Having him around and you will always have a laugh.

Girl#1: I met a Jens last night!

Girl#2: Wow! You are really lucky!

by MusicalMan April 13, 2020

Jens

A smart, musical and optimistic man. Although he gets angry easily sometimes, he is the kind of person you want to talk to. Having this guy around will definitely lighten the mood up.

Oh my! That guy is such a Jens! I really wanna bang with him!

by SportySucka April 13, 2020

Jens

Jens is the name of a holy lord

Jens, is an extremely sweaty Fortnite player

by j9ns April 21, 2020