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jelly bracelets

jelly braceletes rock all me and my firends have them but they dont mean anything to us i have black blue white red and pink:) who cares what they mean im not being forced to do anything!
by Ashley February 17, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

(N.) Cheap bracelets that used to be fashionable about 2 years ago. Still worn by goths and a few others.
Although they are only daft little bracelets, stupid idiots thought it would be good to name them 'shagbands'.
And apparently these were the things that you had to do if your bracelet is snapped, or someone snaps it:

Black~ Sex
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.

The 'Shagband' thing was pointless and pathetic. No-one in their right mind would do this stuff because of a cheap plastic thing that costs 10p.
And if you go by those sex rules you are an idiot.
by Glittery Goddess July 29, 2004
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Jelly Bracelets

They don't mean anything it's just a style.We wear them everyday.Half of these colors aren't even the same that people are sending in.JUST GET OVER IT!!It doesn't mean anything.There is more is more to worry about in the world besides what the meaning a bracelet color has.We know that people aren't doing what these things really mean!
by Cheerchick November 27, 2003
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Jelly Brain

Little second grade kids usings drugs, pcp, lsd, weed, etc
by nicholasb March 17, 2009
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Blood Jelly

The jelly like substance that is shed with menstrual blood during a woman's time of the month. Also known as uterine lining.
Lauren had a large amount of blood jelly on her toilet paper when she wiped, because she's on her period.
by The Lesmeister February 21, 2011
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jelly fucker

Men or women that only like to fuck obese people
Man 1: Did you see the size of that bird simo took home last night, she was huge
Man 2: that's cause he's a jelly fucker
by snapper84 July 6, 2014
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Jelly-Dean

A Jelly-Dean is a type of person that has so many awesome skills, merits, and talents as an individual, that people can only refer to them as "Jelly-Dean" (A smart type of Jelly Bean, with the most amazing flavor known to man and a color outside of the visible spectrum.)
Person 1: "Jelly-Dean!" I love you with all my heart! You are so Awesome!"

Jelly-Dean: "Awwwww. Bump-Bump I love you!
by Bump-Bump October 28, 2010
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