Jewish Oven Pie

When you cum inside a girl's ass and take a burnt cigarette to warm up the cum. Remember, gotta keep it nice and toasty and a bit ashy. Then, you have the girl fart it into your mouth.

Chad: Bro, you'll never believe it, my girl made me a Jewish Oven Pie!
Brad: Oh brah, no way, what is that?
Chad: A real warm and nice surprise that her German Jewish grandparents taught her!

by Donny Biggums March 21, 2023

Jewish champagne

Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.

Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Bartender: “Coming right up!”

Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”

Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”

by Willy Soul October 12, 2023

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

Jewish girl

1. Very hot girls.
2. Very smart girls.
3. Very cheap girls.
4. Girls from Israel
5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl.

1. Check out that Jewish girl, she is hot!
2. I love Jewish girls.

by Alfa Gold January 4, 2008

jewish bankroll

A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.

I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.

by Nick D February 19, 2004

jewish tip

non-existing

Dude she was a good waitress, why are you giving her a jewish tip?

by Assasdfksdj December 30, 2009

jebise

Translates from Srbijan to English as fuck you.

Bucky: You're a weak cunt

Zoki: JEBISE!!!!

Mr. Walton: Ehhh test conditions.

by sebastiaan February 26, 2008