Jonathan

This is the best type of person you'll ever meet. If you ever feel like your world is ending they will be there for you no matter what. If you have a chance to have a Jonathan in your life never ever, in your life let them go they are the best thing that will ever happen to you, and i say this from experience. If you ever fall in love with a Jonathan don't let them go and don"t ruin it because seriously they are the best type of boyfriend you will ever find. Trust me they may not be cute and sometimes they may but they are the best. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a Jonathan in my life. You can tell him anything and he wont tell anyone no matter what.

Girl 1: Hey your dating Jonathan?
Me: Yeah, why?
Girl 1: Nothing just it seems like he make you super happy...i guess hes a great guy
Me: Yeah, Jonathan is the best.

by girl_deeply_in_love October 26, 2019

Jonathan

The worlds greatest shitbag. Always messes up and breaks the girls heart. Gets along well with her family but always has to some what mess up. A child of god but always is the shitbag. He always makes you have a low self esteem. Trust me when I say this, you would never want to meet this Jonathan.

Have you seen my buddy Jonathan

Ew I never want to see him again. Did you hear what he did?
No?

by SimplyGigi November 3, 2019

Jonathan

what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons

"Jonathan eating pizza!"

by weewoman March 31, 2008

Jonathan

The thickest boy on Earth! Thick af in ANYTHING he wears! makes straight men question their sexuality. makes girls jealous af

Friend 1: DAMN DID YOU SEE JONATHAN IN THOSE PANTS ?!!?!!!

Friend 2: Helps me beat ma meat!
Homeless man: Just made me bust a nut!

by The Lord Of Thickness May 16, 2018

Jonathan

Fucking asshole

He is being such a Jonathan

by Jonathan Sucks October 26, 2018

jonathan

A black person who acts white, hangs out with whites, and tries/wishes he or she was white. You can tell some one is a Jonathan if you see a black man wearing a small collard shirt which usually a fruity color (pink, yellow, light blue) and booty hugging jeans. Usually these people are gay.

1st person: Ey nigga look at that jonathan over there with the small yellow collard shirt.

2nd person: where at

1st person: over there by the white kids in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch store

2nd person: oh hahahaha what a homo

by hustla July 30, 2008

Jonathan

Jonathan Espinosa better known as huge mandingo. He won the Guinness records for pulling the most hoes. He was the first known pimp in world history. He first started he pimping at 5 he pays a girl $5 to give him his first kiss, which prompts Jonathan to start his own "kissing company" and eventually becomes a pimp. He then develops bottom bitches which our he's hoes which are the ones that get the money for him known as the Jovi's and Brandon's. He's main bitches are called Humberto's.. The humberto's are usually the scarecrow looking ones but its what lewers in the Jovi's or brandon's known as the hoes.

that nigga pulled 7 hoes in one night that nigga pulled a straight jonathan.

by jonathan1111111111 October 20, 2010