instantaneous

That which occurs within the immeasurable time span of 1 instant. So quick you can’t even hear it.

K-“That’s crazy, the wood caught fire really quick”
E-“yeah, once the flame hit, it was instantaneous”

by k & e July 7, 2022

Instant Relax

Weed

Jacob: Aye ma man, do you have Instant Relax?

by FlyingKP February 6, 2023

Instant Antique

Anything, that was the BOMB when new, but NEVER lived up to the company's expectations.

Video game consoles like the "virtual boy" or the nokia's N-Gage, might be a "good idea" in a parallel universe; but like movies on UMDs, they're only instant antiques here.

by Redsonjaoriginal October 21, 2022

Instant kill

What Peter Parker should have used on Mysterio

Wait a minute, who is peter

Karen-"Activating Instant Kill mode"

by Jewel394 April 25, 2023

Instant

instant \'in-stan\ : abbr 1 : quick reference 2 : blink of an eye

when chacha slide play there's an "instant" dance craze along cha cha real smooth

by ChachaSaur2023 June 25, 2023

instantship

When you give a woman the Devil dick and she thinks you are in a relationship even after being told you are just friends

We had sex last and now she thinks we are in an instantship

by Politically correct August 29, 2023

Instant

An unfair judgment placed on an entity in virtual or non-virtual space, determined by ignorance, laziness, bias or other subjective reasoning to understand a person, place or thing. The word can also be traversed to defend selfish motives.

Why you be gettin' so instant all the time?

by lieon81 August 29, 2024