Two Inch Tanner

A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.

Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!

by Dora Bang August 28, 2012

half-inch hero

a man whose unusually small penis is suprisingly satisfying.

I gave Brenda the 'ol half-inch hero last night

by John Warner August 18, 2006

nine inch nails

Nails that are nine inches in proportion.

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"

by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007

it just grew an inch

Said when a man is so turned on, his boner seems to be bigger then ever

Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth

Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.

by yummy-in-my-tummy November 6, 2009

2 inch punisher

The rare exception of a short penis that can deliver surprisingly pleasant results.

His 2 inch punisher pleased me in a way that I could not imagine.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015

Half Inch Slip

when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.

D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?

by BuLL January 6, 2005

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020