A homosexual male that can't "get it up" enough to fuck his partner. However, these "Two Inch Tanners" don't want more than two inches of you in side of them when he is the fuckeEE and you the fuckeER.
Look at that Two Inch Tanner! We were in bed last night and I had to stop in the middle of our Fuck Session to go by CVS and get some Viagra! He took three to "get it up" and STILL couldn't take my meat up his bung hole!
by Dora Bang August 29, 2012
by John Warner August 18, 2006
Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"
by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007
Girl (licking lips): Mmm I love the taste of your cum in my mouth
Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.
Guy: Oh god, I swear it just grew an inch.
by yummy-in-my-tummy November 07, 2009
by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 02, 2015
when giving a woman oral sex, and slipping past the vaginal opening, and accidentally licking the anus.
D00D, i was chowin on her box, then it tasted nasty, i knew i just made a half inch slip! got any mouthwash?
by BuLL January 06, 2005
Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left
Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 31, 2020