If we have time

Something parents say instead of saying "No" just to crush their child's hopes

Son: Mom, can we go to Disney World?
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...

by Tempestatem October 20, 2015

If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger

From Bob's Burgers: an unusual special burger on a croissant

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If You've Got It, Croissant It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

If you're going to flash, flash hard

A cricketing term. Sound interesting?

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard

by Umpire Strikes Back November 4, 2004

If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen.

If the task you are pursuing puts too much pressure on you, then you should not pursue the task. (Especially if the pressure exceeds the benefits of the task.)

My boss saw that I was in panic mode to get my job done today. Instead of words of encouragement, she said to me "If you can't stand the heat, then stay out of the kitchen." ..What a bitch!

by cjammer911 July 13, 2013

If there is about

To mention about something else that is on top

...but if there is about this situation, I think we should take an action.

by MartMaraniak June 11, 2018

If Looks Could Kale Burger

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018