Bearded ice cream

When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.

I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.

by 23356765 December 16, 2018

Babies ice cream

When you're about to cum on your girls face, you throw a water balloon of cum at her face making her look like the little babies ice cream guy in the commercial.

Guy and girl: *having sex*
Guy: I'm about to cum!!!
Girl: On my face!
Guy: *throws balloon of cum* "Little Babies Ice Cream"

by The East is Red November 20, 2019

ice cream challenge

An internet challenge where people take the lids off of ice cream cartons, lick the top, and put the lid back on.

Alex: Dude, did you hear about the ice cream challenge?
PJ: It's really gross and probably illegal. You lick it, you buy it.

by NoStockingz August 23, 2019

Ohio ice cream

Snow.
It is cheap to get, tastes simple and monotonous, comes same years after years.

Everyone in Ohio likes it, taste guaranteed, for sure.

- Hon, here comes the Ohio ice cream.
- Nom Nom. Ohio ice cream never tastes so good.

by Xilicon14 January 26, 2023

Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

by DickSmasherMcIronCock March 3, 2018

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you ejaculate, cough up blood and shit at the same time

Guy 1: bro I just had some Neapolitan ice cream

Guy 2: gross

by kill m3 June 26, 2019

Ice Cream Dispenser

Taking a shit while jerking off.

"Sometimes when I'm in a hurry at work, I go for a quick ice cream dispenser."

by Goodgoshposh December 8, 2014